Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...