Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...