Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...