The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...