Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....