An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.