Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...