play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...