Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...