A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...