Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...