How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...