Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...