Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...