Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!