R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...