What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...