Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...