Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...