Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...