Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...