What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...