Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!