A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...