Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Some of the myths about marriage…
TOP15.Some of the myths about marriage… Husband and wife are getting all snugly in...