Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...