Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...