What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...