Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...