The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...