Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...