Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!