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You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Incompatible
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Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...