What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...