What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...