Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!