Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...