Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
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Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...