Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...