USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...