A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...