I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...