The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
I live in the flat above Paddy
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
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Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...