Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...