Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...