The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...