No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...