Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...