Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...