Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...