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A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
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How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
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Sir!
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I live in the flat above Paddy
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Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
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Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.